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  • NFB: Stupid Drunk

    I don't know how true this is but I could see it happening

    A drunk Ukrainian who boasted to friends of his amazing strength was left fighting for his life when he picked a fight with a 42 stone grizzly bear. The 22 year-old man, not named, had been drinking with friends when he decided to show them how strong he was by wrestling with the biggest animal he could find.

    They went to the local zoo where he managed to climb over the railings into a bear cage and started to hit one of them on the leg. The bear pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw but when the man hit him again the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

    Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down.
    Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

    A spokesman for the zoo said: "The whole thing lasted less than a minute and the other bears were just getting ready to join in and attack him as well. If we hadn't got him out of there he would have been killed."

    I thought it was funny so I thought I would pass it on
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  • #2
    This is why alchohol and testosterone don't mix. They should of left the idiot in there with the bears.
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    • #3
      I'm not sure which is worse. The moron who climbed in to fight with the bear or his idiot "friends" who actually let him do it.

      Stupidity + alcohol = death

      I've said it before..... the gene pool needs cleaning.

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      • #4
        Looks as though he is . . .

        . . . a candidate for the 2005 Darwin Awards.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Roger in Kensington
          . . . a candidate for the 2005 Darwin Awards.
          I was thinking the same thing.
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          • #6
            True Story

            Bear Story


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Joe 1320

              I've said it before..... the gene pool needs cleaning.
              Amen to that.
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              • #8
                I don't know what the fuss is all about the bear was just playing...

                man, it's one story after another it seems these days...from sick to WTF to idiot...

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                • #9
                  Wow, so both guys were drunk. I find this story hilarious, and drunks would never learn from it.

                  I agree with Joe as well...
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                  • #10
                    They should have left him in there... I'm sure he would have turned it around and taken the bear out.
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